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Dulcie ([personal profile] justamessenger) wrote in [community profile] poly_crack 2012-12-07 02:39 pm (UTC)

oh hai thar City. I hear you like mudkips magic people. I happen to have three of them. (How did that happen?)


Dulcie is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl angel (literally) with pink hair and the fashion sense of a thirteen year old Avril Lavinge fan. She is a ball of energy and pure blinding goodness and will also bang the fuck out of most people. Come at her, yo. She always needs more people she feels need fixing/makeouts

Axl Johnson is a giant gangly puppydog masquerading as a 22-year-old Kiwi bloke. He's not the sharpest tool in the box but he's a good guy and a loyal friend. Oh yeah, and he's the mortal incarnation of Odin, All Father and leader of the Norse Pantheon of gods. I'd love to get him some more sparring partners (he has a sword and knows how to use it) as well as more frands. Come and claim your place as BFF of Odin.

and lastly Howell Howl Jenkins, a vain peacock of a man from 1980s Wales, who's also been living in an alternate universe for years working as a wizard. He's ridiculously powerful, and has amazing hair. Currently living with and boning Sophie Hatter and working out wtf their relationship is all about. Also Chekov and Uhura are there too. They still have empty rooms and more roommates are welcome. I also love more people to dislike Howl because he is a twat. And drinking buddies his last one left. :(

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