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[subecho]

the TEXTS FROM LAST (CITY) NIGHT meme



You know it, you probably love to hate it: tfln with a twist -

o1. post your character + either c/p a customized real tfln, or better yet, make up your own (extra points if you make it Citylicious somehow).
o2. congratulations, whether your character was overly drunk friendly, woeful, or plain clumsy, they've just send this lovely testimony of their intelligence / noble spirit out to everyone in the city.
o3. have your character respond to other texts, tag people you've never had the chance to in game, have fuuuuuun \o/

Also, if you're one of the people who's got a thing for fonts -
<font face="courier new">YOUR BAMF TEXT GOES HERE</font>

Comments

[intheblanks]

second order? was i drunk -and- premenstrual?

[intheblanks]

figured you'd want to sleep in.

[intheblanks]

i said, we don't do take-out.

[misterblackbird]

(999) Thank you. I do try.

[intheblanks]

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wrong number.

[withloadedguns]

thnx

[dignity_misery]

i was going to go with drunk and pregnant. you should be ashamed of what you're doing to that little parasite.

[intheblanks]

the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant. and even those are negotiable

[intheblanks]

looks like you found a ditch with a network signal.

[intheblanks]

hey, didn't do me any harm.

[withloadedguns]

like she said, it's a grade A ditch.

[intheblanks]

by that standard i could have left worrying a few hours more.

[as_damaged]

You never know. It might not be.

But it was. Sorry.

[withloadedguns]

yeah. could have.

[intheblanks]

you've aired your reasons for regretting sleeping with me in the middle of a ddx before now. i'm not bothered.








douchey?

[as_damaged]

Who's to say I've never slept with anyone else with an awful haircut?

[intheblanks]

you never complained about mine!

....might have been the only thing you never complained about.



when?

[as_damaged]

when I was sleeping with you your hair was fine.

[AVOIDING YOUR QUESTION.]

[inmyothertights]

this is worth investigating

[intheblanks]

is it awful now?

[fortunately he is shallow.]

[as_damaged]

I think I should plead the fifth.

[had_not_lived]

Also I have no idea why we're talking about this because I definitely didn't actually write that first thing.

[OR DID HE.

spoiler alert: he did. Why? Who knows.]

[inmyothertights]

well of course not, once i accidentally saw todd's penis (i repeat: A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T) and there's no way you would put that in your mouth, you would suffocate

[had_not_lived]

Is there a way to delete that thing you just wrote

[inmyothertights]

yes there is but i kind of think you need it to remind yourself that you should avoid choking hazards