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[subecho]

the TEXTS FROM LAST (CITY) NIGHT meme



You know it, you probably love to hate it: tfln with a twist -

o1. post your character + either c/p a customized real tfln, or better yet, make up your own (extra points if you make it Citylicious somehow).
o2. congratulations, whether your character was overly drunk friendly, woeful, or plain clumsy, they've just send this lovely testimony of their intelligence / noble spirit out to everyone in the city.
o3. have your character respond to other texts, tag people you've never had the chance to in game, have fuuuuuun \o/

Also, if you're one of the people who's got a thing for fonts -
<font face="courier new">YOUR BAMF TEXT GOES HERE</font>

Comments

[prosopopoeia]

[Marie is... always drunk. But never drunk texts... Enjoy this moment, City.]

Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights.

[dignity_misery]

[And Carla is never drunk. But is also a complete troll....]

you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

[intheblanks]

second order? was i drunk -and- premenstrual?

[unflagging]

(702) He legit just yelled at me "YOU ARE A GUEST IN MY CORN!!!"

[Because I will never get tired of this joke |D ]

[indecent_butterfly]

I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.

[Who said anything about being drunk? Just another night...]

[unflagging]

Yeah let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I've ever had.

[confined_to_briah]

I'm not surprised.

[withloadedguns]

Thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not.

[not_like_the_rest]

Was it a nice ditch?

[intheblanks]

figured you'd want to sleep in.

[misterblackbird]

I did try to find you last night. I asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

[deadmanbusiness]

No. I said I need one heart and two kidneys.

[unflagging]

no thx no breakfast for me.

[intheblanks]

i said, we don't do take-out.

[nosympathy]

I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.

[deadmanbusiness]

If I ate twenty mcnuggets I would want to slap someone too. If only because they must be trying to torture me.

[as_damaged]

it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him

[intheblanks]

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wrong number.

[had_not_lived]

Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.

[inmyothertights]

what if you're allergic to kiwi?

[primrosella]

(414) You know, I did warn you about the monster in the lake.

(414) Just because we'd drunk half the bar by that point doesn't mean you shouldn't have believed me.

(414) You have no one but yourself to blame, really.

[misterblackbird]

(999) It's not my fault that he hates me.

[bedsidemanners]

Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

[greatcherubim]

Preferably the former.

[greatcherubim]

You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.

[confined_to_briah]

It isn't an easy task to do if you're drugged.

[intheblanks]

the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant. and even those are negotiable

[defies_reason]

I'll be quite impressed if you manage the latter.

That picture looks like her. 8|

[bibliophile_annex]

Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island.

Crookshanks too! ... is backtagging this okay? :3;;

[theonewhodied]

Who are you?

Did you mean to send me this?

[confined_to_briah]

Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earth's crust as she ascended from hell.