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[subecho]

the TEXTS FROM LAST (CITY) NIGHT meme



You know it, you probably love to hate it: tfln with a twist -

o1. post your character + either c/p a customized real tfln, or better yet, make up your own (extra points if you make it Citylicious somehow).
o2. congratulations, whether your character was overly drunk friendly, woeful, or plain clumsy, they've just send this lovely testimony of their intelligence / noble spirit out to everyone in the city.
o3. have your character respond to other texts, tag people you've never had the chance to in game, have fuuuuuun \o/

Also, if you're one of the people who's got a thing for fonts -
<font face="courier new">YOUR BAMF TEXT GOES HERE</font>

Comments

[prosopopoeia]

[Marie is... always drunk. But never drunk texts... Enjoy this moment, City.]

Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights.

[dignity_misery]

[And Carla is never drunk. But is also a complete troll....]

you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

[unflagging]

(702) He legit just yelled at me "YOU ARE A GUEST IN MY CORN!!!"

[Because I will never get tired of this joke |D ]

[indecent_butterfly]

I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.

[Who said anything about being drunk? Just another night...]

[unflagging]

Yeah let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I've ever had.

[indecent_butterfly]

Why apologize? I wasn't complaining. And thank you.

[unflagging]

Cool. You're welcome.

[withloadedguns]

Thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not.

[misterblackbird]

I did try to find you last night. I asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

[indecent_butterfly]

Next time we should hit a different bar. Make the rounds to all of them.

[unflagging]

Can we get someone to start chanting "roll up! roll up!" when we walk in?

[not_like_the_rest]

Was it a nice ditch?

[withloadedguns]

Are ditches usually nice?

[deadmanbusiness]

No. I said I need one heart and two kidneys.

[not_like_the_rest]

A dry ditch is better than a wet one.

[withloadedguns]

it's dry. so far so good.

[unflagging]

no thx no breakfast for me.

[not_like_the_rest]

Next, are there any ants near you?

[withloadedguns]

no.

[not_like_the_rest]

Sounds like a grade A ditch then.

[withloadedguns]

yeah.

[indecent_butterfly]

As long as they're getting a free show and drinks it shouldn't be too hard.

[not_like_the_rest]

Did you need someone to drag your ass home?

[unflagging]

I'm there!

[nosympathy]

I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.